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12 DAYS OF UCA CHRISTMAS

By Charlotte Lawrence & Emma Wood

Now for a new UCA classic, the 12 Days Of UCA Christmas, sung to the theme of 12 Days Of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the second day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the third day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

On the fourth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the fifth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the sixth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

 I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the seventh day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

We've run out of loo roll
I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the eighth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

You've missed that lecture
We've run out of loo roll
I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the ninth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

We haven't paid our bills
You've missed that lecture
We've run out of loo roll
I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

On the tenth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

I just smashed my phone
We haven't paid our bills
You've missed that lecture
We've run out of loo roll
I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

When do we get our loan?
I just smashed my phone
We haven't paid our bills
You've missed that lecture
We've run out of loo roll
I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my housemate said to me;

 F**k it, I'm going home!
When do we get our loan?
I just smashed my phone
We haven't paid our bills
You've missed that lecture
We've run out of loo roll
I've got no money
NETFLLIIXX ANNDD CHIILLL
Have you drunk my milk?
Shall we go out?
I'm still hungover
Shall we buy a Christmas tree?

 

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Merry Christmas from all at UCASU! x


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